Broachbros's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taco-Man: Hurricane]

This was really funny

People either love or hate this cartoon. Its obvious you wernt trying to make any serious points, especially with the way you portrayed President Bush. It drives me crazy to see reviewers saying "theres so much truth to this". Its obvious this cartoon is a dramatization. Tons is being done to help this tragedy, this cartoon just chose not to focus on it so it got some reviewers emotions all worked up. I do support Bush, but what you made him say about the hurricane was hilarious. But personally I think the interview was a little slow and not that funny. But the voice acting is awesome and so is the quality. Great movie!

[High School Daze Ep.2]

I don't know...

First off, why the unnecessary language? It adds no extra humor and downplayed the movie. The jokes were a bit obvious and you clearly stole the "culinary abortion" line from Family Guy. Overall it's not an awful cartoon, but needs a lot of work.

iAmBaSsMaN107 responds:

I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. Yea, that part of this was originally a comic for my school's newspaper, and when I wrote it I thought I had come up with it. A few weeks later I realized it and couldn't/didn't feel like doing anything about it. When I wrote this script I didn't care about it anymore. It was funny and fit the rant pretty well. I don’t think it would be worth it to put a thing that said "Stewie from family guy said this first". As for the cursing, I didn't think it was over done. It could have survived without it, but eh, whatever.

[-CONFLICT-]

*baffled*

I've never seen anything like this. Very original, but I can't really decide if I liked it. Girls get themselves in strange situations. The dialogue was a bit slow, but the sound quality for the voices was good, and the lip synching was great! Keep it up, I look forward to seeing more.

INDRE responds:

well thanks...you know, speed of dialogue not supouse to be very fast LOL . oh well...:)

[Today.]

Yeah you got it all figured out....

Music from Snatch and idea from Fight Club, clearly your a Brad Pitt fan. Im sure this movie makes you feel special and "enlightened" but lets face it,lots of people have made movies like this, and trust me at 14, your clueless. So lets cut the bull shit and grow up a little.

nbh responds:

this is what im addressing. nobody can have a view if theyre a kid.
"and trust me at 14, your clueless."
im from bosnia orginally. ive seen what you cant imagine. the pain ive been through im sorry to tell you, but, your wrong man.
im experienced. and maybe more than you.

[Brunch Of The Dead Ep.5]

I liked it

I liked the others too, but the others I liked a bit more. I didnt like the black out scene. Seemed you got rushed. Oh well, good series, glad you finished it. You one uped most people on newgrounds :)

Riotcomix-2006 responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed this episode and the prior episodes as well. The black out scene is a scene that either viewers love or hate. It doesn't bother me if it doesn't do it for you, and you're definietly not a person who would bash animations, so thank you. Glad you enjoyed the series.

[Hysteria]

eh...

I personally dont like it when a group of authors make a movie but dont necessarily work together. There was no real content, just mindless frame by frame animation. All this was, was a "hey look what I can do on flash" video, animation had nothing to do with the music and no one worked together, just mindless garbage.

J-Smooth responds:

Yes... it was a diverse flash. Too bad you didnt like it.

[(OLD) clay wars]

Loved it!

That was great. There was clay EVERYWHERE! Loved when the bullet went through the guys head. Clay-mations becoming real popular. A lot more competition then there used to be. Your is definetely one of the better ones. good job!

buddy14 responds:

thanks alot!! and thx 4 voteing!!

[LOTR: Enter the Matrix]

I dont see how that was a J.R.R. Tolkien tribute..

The animation was poor, the drawings were poor and the voices were swiped from some website. You need alot more practice before anyone on newgrounds will even give you a second glance. And a LOTR/Matrix spoof wouldn't do Tolkien proud. Think a little harder before making a movie. Dont mix complete opposites.

DarkAssailant responds:

The voices were swiped from the DVD because I played it in my DVD player ON THE COMPUTER, eh, cha-cha? I know it wouldn't do Tolkien proud. Its a spoof. He probably wouldn't approve of the huge amount of hentai on this site too.

[Jules, My Cat]

.........

That has to be the cutest thing I have ever seen!

Kranium responds:

Yeah thx, next time i just do pics, and no devil sequence of hate

[(2003)Hulky 2:Final]

hehe

I really enjoyed that, heck I enjoy all your movies. Keep it up Im lookin forward to your next.

Knox responds:

thank you,your "run through iraq" movie was awsome